supplicium post mortem

I wrote this piece in response to a challenge that emerged on  Twitter yesterday: write a 250-word erotic story in 24 hours. Other takers were @naughtyabby and @spankinresource and @sabrinamorgan (no relation, ha ha). To keep it interesting, we each provided a wild card to try to include in the story. They were: willow green, hairbrush, & loose thread. So, mine didn’t turn out a story, exactly, but took its structure from the Facebook meme 25 Random Things About Me. I don’t know if it’s erotic at all, but here it is:

25 Things About Them

1. Her first erotic feeling: dream, age 3?, someone telling her, “Underpants off for a spanking.”
2. She mastered silent wanking in college, in dark, roommate asleep, or in youth hostel dorms.
3. He wanked with a friend in the swimming pool of their African prep-school.
4. He loved to touch her bottom while they lay in bed half-awake in the morning.
5. The-Hairbrush-That’s-Not-For-Kids was the only small implement that could quickly put him over the pain threshold.
6. His cock was large, lovely, and uncut.
7. His cock was the only one that’s ever been inside her.
8. Virginity lost on her mother’s bed, mother out of town, plastic billowing above where the ceiling was being repaired.
9. They wanked beside each other and whispered pervy stories.
10. He got hard at her vowels when she said “Planters peanuts.”
11. The willow switch he liked to use otk was reddish-brown, not willow-green.
12. He pulled the loose thread from the hem of her shorts, then took them down to spank her.
13. She thought she was unfanciable until she met him.
14. She kissed his eyelids.
15. She kissed his thigh.
16. She kissed his cock.
17. She kissed his hand.
18. She learned to kiss from him.
19. His tongue in her ear made her shiver.
20. He tucked his cock back and said he was a girl.
21. Boys getting the cane never failed to excite him.
22. Boys in the YMCA steam room admired his cock.
23. For her, sex was best when they were trying to have a baby.
24. She misses Pervy Hour.
25. Sometimes, now, orgasm triggers sobbing.