Wednesdays
© Mark Hastings 1995
Sundays are for Regulars, for weekly cleaning. Sundays are always spent together, at the Lewises. Casey and Mark go to bed sore and peaceful and clean and warm. Whole. Sundays are a deep rich blue, the smell of dark polished wood, a full stomach and a feeling of belonging.
By Wednesday, that’s worn off a little. Mr. Lewis is fond of saying, as he shaves on Wednesday morning, that Wednesday is the worst day of the week. Equidistant from the comfort of weekend. Neither the residual freshness of Tuesday, or the slight anticipation of Thursday. Nothing but acres of dullness. Mrs. Lewis has Commitments on Wednesdays, so supper is usually something cold. Mark and Casey both have School things that they hate. For Mark, it’s morning gym, ninety minutes of effort with the school Sergeant’s swagger stick flailing its response to slackness, and the inevitability of at least one vault-horse caning, ‘poer incurriger les otters’. For Casey, double Latin in the afternoon with the psychotically sarcastic Mr. Whitworth, whose greatest pleasure is to decline irregular verbs in time with his strap-strokes, and who makes a virtue of leathering girls just as hard as boys. Out in front of the class, but facing towards your peers so they are spared the worst witness of unprotected strapping, and can better concentrate on construe.
Mark has learned to avoid the Wednesday vault-horse, and Casey the mid-week strap, because on Wednesday evenings they have their “Little Chat”.
The children do the dishes after supper, while Mr. Lewis goes to his study, and Mrs. Lewis rests up. There is a sense of anticipation, although it isn’t the edginess of Sunday, before the Regulars, because often a Little Chat is just that. Even so, the dishes get done well, and quietly, on the whole, on Wednesdays. Mark and Casey smarten themselves up, and jaunt carefully along the downstairs corridor to the study. Sometimes Mrs. Lewis joins them, sometimes not.
Little Chats are lucky-dippy. In the months since Casey’s arrival they have ranged from a particularly uncomfortable interview over a broken ornament (Casey), cleverly replaced on its shelf (Mark) and not discovered broken for some time afterwards (Mrs. Lewis), to a riotous game of Racing Demon in which Mr. Lewis was heard to swear when Casey stole his Ace of Spades, was sent to the corner by his family and threatened with a very hard whacking by Mark if he ever did it again. On average, one or both of the Lewises feel that one or both of the children would benefit from a little additional discipline perhaps one week in two.
Little Chat discipline is always the same–slipper, paddle or hand, administered in traditional manner, across the knee of the parent in the clock-ticky quiet of Mr. Lewis’s study. It’s very different from Regulars. Canes, birches, crops and straps are banned. Punishments are measured in minutes, rather than strokes. Usually either a Quin, being–as Casey might explain–five minutes, or a Dix, being ten. Mark hates Dixes, with a passion, especially when they’re paddle, and administered by Mrs. Lewis. Casey has mixed feelings about the whacking, but she loves the closeness and warmth of Little Chats, the fire glowing orange while the wind blows white outside on winter Wednesdays.
So, Wednesdays are made red, a smell of incense, a little adventure, and fun.
Think you?
[For the intro post for this piece, see here. For Casey's companion piece, see here.]
