Jul 20 2009

microfantasy monday: farmboy

— Farmboy, move that planter over here for me.

— As you wish.

— And those crates, farmboy, take them down the cellar.

— As you wish.

* * *

— Farmboy? Do you see the table and chairs down there? Bring them up and set them up in the garden.

— As you wish.

* * *

— Finished are you, farmboy? Then go to the pump and wash yourself, thoroughly.

— As you wish.

* * *

— Leave your shirt there, farmboy, and fetch me that riding crop… Now bend over that, there, and count these out for me.

— As you wish.

* * *

— Stand up, farmboy, and look at me. I want you to wait here until the clock tolls the hour. Then put on your shirt and come into the house. There you will find a girl who has been impertinent. Deal with her as her father would, if he were here. Please.

— As you wish…


A rush job, and apologies to The Princess Bride.

Microfantasy Monday is the brainchild of Sweltering Celt. The theme this week was heavy lifting.